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Stuff from Andrew Peter Lanxon Fisher Hoyle.
May 07
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The first issue with skegness.
Now just take a look at the photo. A simple ice cream advert, or seedy picture of a child in a compromising position? I shall let you be the judge. 
But let me lay the facts down for you to decide:
Yes, its walls. and yes, its at the seaside.
However, As far as i see, the concrete slab (or whatever) she is leaning on looks remarkably like someone’s stomach. Also, the girl is very happy in being in that pose looking longingly into the cameras eyes (lense?). But really walls, why oh why, in that advert do you choose for the girl to hold the most phallic shaped ice cream ever created by the hands of man?  The mind quite literally boggles at what went through the ad agencies heads when they looked at the final print and thought “yep guys, thats the money shot”.

The first issue with skegness.

Now just take a look at the photo. A simple ice cream advert, or seedy picture of a child in a compromising position? I shall let you be the judge.

But let me lay the facts down for you to decide:

Yes, its walls. and yes, its at the seaside.

However, As far as i see, the concrete slab (or whatever) she is leaning on looks remarkably like someone’s stomach. Also, the girl is very happy in being in that pose looking longingly into the cameras eyes (lense?). But really walls, why oh why, in that advert do you choose for the girl to hold the most phallic shaped ice cream ever created by the hands of man? The mind quite literally boggles at what went through the ad agencies heads when they looked at the final print and thought “yep guys, thats the money shot”.