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Stuff from Andrew Peter Lanxon Fisher Hoyle.
May 05
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Classy seal.

“Nico De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex.”


“The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.”

Fantastic. When it wakes up to the realisation that it tried to have sex with someone it shouldnt, it fucks off and ignores the hell out of whoever it was. Classy guy.