how to do work - a guide
Set alarm for reasonable hour to get up at (9am)
Hit sleep button repeatedly until 12pm
Get up
check email
check facebook
hit sumbleupon forty times
check facebook
check deviantart
open work to be done in MS word
click stumbleupon a few times
open itunes and choose song
make coffee
hell, make toast too
take ‘break’ while drinking coffe and watch american dad
go back to computer
check facebook
stumbleupon a few more times
look at MS document, write title
speak to friends on msn
go to town with friends to buy food for tea
come home
check email
talk more on msn
hit stumbleupon two or three hundred more times
go to toilet for 40 minutes
make coffee
look at MS document. Rewrite title.
take break to cook and eat tea
return to computer
hit stumbleupon until late evening
go out to bar with friends to play pool
return home at 1am
rewrite title of work on MS document
save, close
stumbleupon until 4am
go to bed.
